Posted by keanetwins on October 17, 2014
May I respectfully suggest you refrain from jackhammering up a house full of tiles and installing floorboards while also managing a full time job and a part time job and three small people (one of whom caught NITS………the horror, and one of the others who randomly sicked up everywhere for no particular reason at one point and all of whom were generally as high maintenance as small people tend to be)?
Not that camping in various dust coated rooms eating out of tins to the peaceful drone of shattering tiles isn’t kind of fun, but I am quite sure if I never see another blasted porcelain tile again it will be entirely too soon.
(but, hey, FLOORS!)
In summary: 1 adult, multiple jackhammering people, three children, a guest appearance by both an uncounted amount of lice and gastroenteritis and about a billion cubic metres of dust in my hair.
Now I can have a slightly nicer home to never see,
PS. There was no time like the bare-concrete-and-soon-to-be-torn-up-carpet-present to potty train and we had a few direct hits! Yippee!
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Posted by keanetwins on October 1, 2014
I’m technically on leave this week. The girls are on school holiday. There’s a small quiz I have to sit in a few months, and when I say small quiz I mean a dirty great big exam, and I am very much worried about it indeed. Ergo I have to study and the girls are in holiday care because there is no way on this planet or any other that study can happen with three young children roaming through the house. Which, because I am human and like my little people who I see little enough of as things stand, feels awful.
Taking a whole precious day off yesterday to go meander around the local botanic gardens and jump about on a load of trampolines with my funny, quirky, sunny, silly little people makes it even harder today when they all want to stay home with Mummy (‘I SCHTAY with YOU MAMA!’, ‘Can’t we go to the trampoline place agaaaaaaaaaain? PLEEEASEEEE’ etc).
Also, I am so pathetic I have DOMS from all the stair climbing and so forth and my quadriceps, they are complaining nearly as much as Rosie when the car pulled into daycare this morning.
Oddly, sixty dollars worth of pens from the internet hasn’t helped either my muscles or general moping.
I miss my girls.
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Posted by keanetwins on September 17, 2014
Hold me because I have to stand up in front of a group of clever people tomorrow and speak in journal club and, just quietly, I am a little bit not very happy with public speaking. It makes me all flustered and I almost always say something unintentionally funny and wish I hadn’t said it and forget what it was that I am meant to be saying and generally it all goes to hell in a handbasket somewhere between minutes five and ten.
On a good day.
I think I’ll hide behind the lectern and work on growing my hair some more so I can hide behind that, too.
Ps. Please don’t tell me to imagine people in their underwear. Tried it, didn’t help.
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Posted by keanetwins on September 4, 2014
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Posted by keanetwins on August 23, 2014
So sorry, it’s been a while etc., all my fault, and so on. Really. I’ve just been at work a lot and somehow once I get there I seem to enjoy finding ways to run around the bowels of a hospital for about fourteen hours looking daft in front of clever people and it just never occurs to me to do anything else like, well, write or (more importantly) study or eat. All day, most days.
….and I can forget about getting anything personal done (beyond an invigorating birdbath and inhaled food) when I get home because THAT is better known as ‘collapse in bed at midnight after getting three children’s lives organised for the next 24 hours’. School lunches for inconveniently disparate fussy eaters are about as much fun at eleven thirty pee em as they sound and also working several weekends in a row does mean having only the elements of food to hand with which to work. Raisin toast counts as a serve of fruit in times of need.
The twins don’t seem to mind, judging by what fails to return, and either they’re throwing it all in the bin or loving preparation and advanced meal planning isn’t as important as I once thought it was and if there is at least reference to a recognised food group before ‘additives’ in the snackie I think that’ll do just dandy.
Anyway, Rosie has fallen asleep on the couch and HALP because what do I do now? She’s been in the bed with me all week and I am really quite fed up with the 3am head in my armpit.
PS. Two weeks of groceries at once seems to add up to about three hundred painful dollars, an overflowing trolley and one very public toddler floor-plant meltdown alternating with the evergreen sprint-off-in-the-supermarket.
Oh my goodness I’ve missed the stinkers.
PSS. Three ground covers in to replace the three that I put in last week that rather rudely died. I don’t have the nerve to take their corpses back to Bunnings for a refund and, besides, what’s a small Bunnings run between friends for BABYCHINO and MAMACHINO and POWER TOOLS and, also, pebbles around feature trees and SOON! added gazebo and arch with bench and maybe a wee birdbath and I think I really need to leave my garden alone before it runs away screaming.
Hold me, before I buy the birdbath. It’s too late for the rest.
PSSS. New super huge washing machine is a mixed blessing. Ten kilograms is a LOT of underwear.
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Posted by keanetwins on August 12, 2014
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Posted by keanetwins on August 10, 2014
Send halp. At once.
The baby has breached the big bed. She’s SNORING.
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Posted by keanetwins on August 4, 2014
I think we have a developmental milestone of emesis.
Or at least I am pretty sure one gastro afflicted twin may have actually uttered the ominous words ‘My tummy hurts’, walked into the laundry, opened the cupboard, fetched the Big Yellow Bucket used only for one reason, walked back in front of the TV and neatly been sick in the bucket.
I’ve never been so excited over ill health in my life.
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Posted by keanetwins on July 28, 2014
They’ve had ice cream, chocolate, toasty, muffin, love, cuddles, presents, happy meals, chips, ice cream cake, caramel mud cake, so much love, ice cream (again), rose cake, hugs, babychino and a zonking great big McDonalds party complete with two ice cream cakes and, really, it’s no bloody wonder they were bouncing around the house at eight thirty pee em, complete with furbies, new shoes, a million barbie dolls and assorted highly desirables for the six year old set (which may possibly have been opened pretty much all of the way from the front of the house to the very back of it) and thank goodness nobody was sick in a quiet corner what will all the food.
I’m still fishing bits of random cardboard out from all over the place.
Seriously, anybody want some lightly used wrapping paper and cardboard?
I can throw in the giant bin liner I’ve captured it all in if it helps and just quietly I am very happy this birthday thing happens no more often than once per year because baking fifty cupcakes after seven nights on and no sleep in thirty hours is about as awful as it sounds.
Except for the bit where the icing and mixture are thoroughly sampled to ensure no toxicity is contained!
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Posted by keanetwins on July 21, 2014
Seen everybody with an ovary and some without in at least three postcodes.
Send halp at once. Coffee mysteriously not working.
PS. So. Tired. Oh, so tired.
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